My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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