also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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