i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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