The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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