it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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