I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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