Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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