Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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