Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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