these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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