Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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