i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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