People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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