I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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