Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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