i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just high enough for therapy.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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