Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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