Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i think im in europe. pls send help
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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