Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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