if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You were trust falling into bushes
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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