I need help removing her.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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