Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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