I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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