Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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