Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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