names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
