that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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