the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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