Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
