I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just want to make out with him forever
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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