Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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