Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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