all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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