sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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