She said her name was "party"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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