The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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