ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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