yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
