Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
