she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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