They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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