Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The maid of honor just puked.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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