The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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