I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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