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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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