Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Panties = found
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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