Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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