CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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