Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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