Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
